Foxy Serena enjoys doing nail art and styling her hair in different ways. She thinks the best thing you can do is look different, and good, each and every day. She likes to do traditional “family friendly” activities, like walking in parks and flying kites. She does, however, take a particular glee in turning those traditional activities on their ear and giving them a sexy spin. She once got lost in the woods and spent the night there, only to discover that she was within an easy walk to a parking lot with her car in it the whole time.
“I am so embarrassed about that story,” she says. I’m a Babe-Directory escort. I’m expected to be a competent and capable woman, and I am. Mistakes are few and far between for me, because most of the time I am focused on client satisfaction and on maintaining multiple variables at once in order to keep a date moving along properly and keeping my client happy. But there was a time and, yes, I guess I have no choice but to admit to it, when I found myself pulling what had to be the silliest lost-in-the-wilderness maneuver of all time. You’ll laugh at me as soon as I start telling the story. My relatives always laugh at me too. You know how some families have those family stories about their members, the type of thing that gets passed down and repeated from person to person at every family event, because people can’t stop laughing about it? We’ve all got something like that, and when they come up, it’s pretty hilarious for everybody except for maybe the person the story happened to, and maybe even for them too. Well, the story of the time I got lost in the woods and spent the night there is one of my family’s funny stories. They tell it at every major holiday and family reunion. It doesn’t get any less embarrassing each time it’s told.”
“It all started when I went on this sponsored hike,” she explains. “You know, one of those things that is kind of like an organized event, where people sign up to pay a certain amount of money for every mile that you go, and the proceeds go to charity? I’ve always liked helping with charities, and I like staying active and going walking and hiking, so I decided to do the hike and enjoy myself. But the hike was kind of a free-form thing. You could do it at any time of the day or night, depending on when you wanted to start. So I ended up having kind of a busy day, and I didn’t get to the start of the hike until it was getting pretty late. I didn’t really think about it. It was just a charity hike, right? Through a hiking trail in some woods in a park, I thought, so how hard could it be? Well, I started off on the hike while a lot of people were on their way out, and I should have stopped to think about why that was. But I really didn’t want to let down the people who had sponsored me, and it was a worthy charity, so I went ahead and struck out to make my trek. But the more I hiked, the darker it got. I started to get worried that I wouldn’t be able to find my way back. Well, fortunately, I had a pen light that I carry on my key chain, so I thought I could use that to find my way back out. But the batteries were old, and it died after only a few minutes. So there I was, on this hiking trail in the woods, and it got so dark that I could barely see my hand in front of my own face.”
Serena explains that she wandered around in the woods, trying to find her way back, but quickly realized she had left the hiking trail and joined a secondary trail because she couldn’t see that she was changing course in the dark. “I kept going for a while,” she says, “but eventually I got scared and decided I would just find a comfortable spot, curl up against the cold, and try to wait it out. I never thought I would actually go to sleep, but I actually did manage to. I guess I was just exhausted from the stress of trying to figure out what to do. So eventually the sun came back up, and I woke up, thinking it was going to be a lot of work to find my way back to the trail and then back to the exist. I remember thinking that I might not even have time to do all that before it started to get dark again, if I didn’t manage to pick up the trail. Just how badly off course had I put myself? I was very worried. At least, I was very worried until I realized that the reflection I was seeing from the rising sun, the reflection that was in my eyes at that moment while I shielded my face with my hand, was actually the reflection of the rising sun on my own car windshield. I was staring at the parking lot where I had parked my car. I hadn’t been more than a hundred yards from finding my vehicle and driving back the entire night. I had a lot of aches and pains from sleeping on the cold ground, my hair was a mess, my clothes were destroyed... but I couldn’t help but laugh. It was pretty funny.”
Serena explains that one of her favorite “naughty” hobbies is attending traditional family friendly functions, but doing so in outfits that are as tiny and skimpy as she can manage. “You can see the looks on the faces of the husbands, the dads, the boyfriends. It’s really a lot of fun, to see just how many men I can distract.”